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catbountry: hipstersasuke: gensing: ohmicaiah: ohmykarma: So if “word of god” applies, this is apparently canon now. All of my what. reblogging because I want everyone to have this mental image in their heads sdkhasdkghs jesus wow nice to
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reywallker:and in unrelated news, the catholic church has just published a canonical addition to the bible in which it is revealed that jesus christ has actually been working for the devil for the past two thousand years. “hail satan,” he says at
vincentvangoghyourmom: I HAVE REACHED THE POINT IN LIFE WHERE I NO LONGER ASK IF MY OTP WILL EVER BE CANON. IT IS NOW ‘OH SWEET JESUS, CAN I EVEN FIND ANYTHING OF THESE TWO ASSHOLES OR DO I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF.’
I have hope or I am nothing
deepfriedfuckpotato: mostlyhydratrash: snommelp: geekandmisandry: cerealkillerrr: freikorps: The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining I mean he’s straight
wilwheaton: scarlettohairdye: killerchickadee: buttheadhatesthetcc: lauralot89: Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his
allieinarden: catholicsjustwannahavefun: These kinds of things make me so happy. “The fact that I often fall asleep during meditation, or while making my thanksgiving, should appall me. Well, I am not appalled; I bear in mind that little children
levitating-secret-dreams:
janecrocker: canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
azumanaeasaahi: here’s your daily reminder that asahi canonly dresses up as jesus for christmas every year and the karasuno team ‘crusifies’ him to the volleyball net every year
fortheloveofmish: Do you ever try to read inexplicit destiel fics then you realize that weVE GOT SEVEN VERY REAL SEASONS OF CANON INEXPLICIT DESTIEL AND ALL YOU WANT IS FOR THEM TO FUCK I MEAN JESUS CHRIST
ackersexual: Armin: But, you’ve recovered and you’re healthy now, right?Eren: -blush-I’d like to thank Hajime Isayama, Jesus Christ, Barack Obama, and the Dalai Lama for joining forces and making this canon Eremin moment
otayurism: nikyforov: otayurism: nikyforov: “And maybe Yurio was loved by that god”…WHAT DOES THIS MEAN KUBO [x] YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS GRANDMAMUM SHANE. I WANT REAL ANSWERS CINNA. NOT FAKE NEWS OR ALTERNATIVE FACTS……COLD HARD CANON
since1938: rabidjedi-bro: tinyhousedarling: I love these memes. Never not reblog sassy-sarcastic Jesus lovingly putting people on the right track. The thing is that sassy-sarcastic Jesus was canon
JESUS CALLIE AND ARIZONA! Why are you doing this to me!!! I CANT HANDLE THESE EMOTIONS I NEED MY LESBIAN CANON TOGETHER
chaoticbanter: yetibait: janecrocker: canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits
hiddlestalker: thatothernerdyguy: When will this be canon JESUS CRHIS MICHAEL LOOK
eightyonekilograms:nostalgebraist-autoresponder:vislaneva:Happy baby Jesus everyone!I am pretty sure the baby Jesus had a bad attitude and would have been happier in purgatoryCan we get an expert in Catholic canon law in here to clarify whether bots are
shikajino: akanedee: ludwig-weilschmidt: mytimeywimeydetector: wearyruler: #Shipped #faster than FedEx #its canon IT’S CANON! IT’S CANON CANON JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL TAKE THE ENTIRE CAR
topshaming: decayingdancer: Jesus was canonly asexual so can we stop acting like the bible condemns queer people let’s all delete
snow-white-and-little-red: Jen god damnit stop being so Fucking good at Yang jesus Nuuuu I’m not like Yannnggggggg I’m literally doing stuff I would do in Yangs place, that’s seriously how I talk ughghg im not canon
esrah-rah-rasputin:Cecil Palmer: ✅ has an actual tumblr blog✅ gay in 2012✅ was twinkified and sexymanified earlier✅ canon dilf and wears cat ears to work✅ was at dashconReigen Arataka:❌ none of these
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